Pride of the North.

Now Dad, at one day old, it's highly unlikely I'm going to remember all the words to "We are the Pride of the North & all of Europe too"! (Man Utd Anthem).

Devil in Disguise...

Today I discovered I like music and that I have natural rhythm but I must let Mum know that whilst Mozart is cool I really prefer to rock to Elvis... "Walk like an Angel, Talk like an Angel but I'mmm a little Devil in Disguise"

Bring on the Fashion Police!

This is me when I was first changed out of those drab hospital clothes and discovered designer gear! This is the new Penguin range from Prada apparently??

I just need a little snooze..

I'm so cute I really don't need my beauty sleep but, you know, every little bit counts!

Where is my Paul Mitchell??

Mummy took her time bringing me into the world but after 16 hours of labour I arrived to discover I don't like flash photography!!

...but I guess I need to get used to it as Daddy says I have to play for Manchester United and England one day!

To be honest I quite like all the attention although I would have liked to add some product to my hair before this one was taken.

Dylan Dude Surfs into Town!

On Sunday April 23rd 2006 mummy's waters finally broke and at 8.32pm I caught a wave and surfed into the world!

This is the first picture of me on my Boogie Board being weighed just after I was born. As you can see (if you have good eyesight) I weighed in at a healthy 3.550 kilos or for those that like that in real money that's 7lbs and 13 ounces!!